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Friday, April 30, 2004
Dear Abby,

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought
me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a
good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big
fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely, Bitchy in Boston.
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Thursday, April 29, 2004
I don't wanna play the waiting game and drift away leaving an illusion. I don't wanna hide its foolish pride to close my eyes, a touch away from wanting you. - Def Leppard - Tonight

I have the sickness that never ends, but I'm still going out tonight. Maybe it will help. Nothing else does. What if I sneeze on someone? Wouldn't that be real attractive? 'Hi, nice to meet ya. Achoo!' Ehhh, I'm still going. I have a class Tuesday, and one Wednesday and I'm done. Summer break. I'm already registered for fall classes. So.... yeah. I'm going out.

Daily Dirt.

Whats better...

1. Kissing or hugging? Kissing.
2. Eating or Drinking? Drinking.
3. Dancing or Singing? I can't pick between the 2. I love 'em both.
4. Laughing or giggling? I giggle all the time.
5. Meeting a celebrity or knowing a celebrity? It could be cool to know celebrity, but I guess it would depend on who that celebrity was.

Thursday Threesome.

Hmm Does anyone remember this song?

::Goodie Two Shoes::

Onesome: Goodie-- What is your your favorite "goodie" you treat yourself to when you've finished a project or maybe even just survived a long day? Ice cream? ...a long bath? ...a good book? A verrrry long bath.

Twosome: Two-- Quick! Two things that make you smile! No thinking, just write! Halee and Zack.

Threesome: Shoes-- ...and how about your favorite pair of shoes? You know, the ones you look for an occasion to wear! (Yes, guys that ratty pair of tennis shoes does count...) My sandals. Oh so comfortable.

3x Thursday.

04/29/y2k+4: What if?

1. What if you lost your job tomorrow? What would you do? Well, seeing as how I don't have a job... Nothing.

2. What if something happens to a member of your family? Do you drop what you're doing and go to them? Absolutely.

3. What would you do if someone told you that you had a week to live? Umm, I really dunno. Spend time with my loved ones. Of course.

Bonus Question for Comments: What would you do if you got 3 wishes? What would they be? Peace, happiness, and money. Haha.

No more. I'm way too tired. And my weekend does start on Thursday. So have a good one everyone. =)

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004
I'm looking out a window into a world that's taken you from me and I'm feeling so disgusted. How pathetic can i possibly be? - Limp Bizkit - It'll Be Ok.

Still sick, nothing to say.

Daily Dirt.

Age Ain't Nothin' But A Number...

1. Have you ever dated a younger guy/girl? Not really. Been on a date with one.. yes. I've only had one serious boyfriend.
2. If yes, did it work out? If no, would you? I dunno, depends on the person.
3. Have you ever dated an older guy/girl? Yes, yes I have. But he was only 4 years older than myself.
4. If yes, did it work out? If no, would you? Nope, didn't work out.
5. Which do you prefer: dating an older or younger guy/girl? Again, it depends on the person.

Wednesday Whatevers.

1. Who is your biggest fan? Mike. My Parents.
2. Do you look in the toilet when you're done? Haha, umm. I suppose I glance that way when I flush. lol.
3. In your group of friends, what is your role? Party girl.

Wednesday Mind Hump.

Week 16

This week free association - some fun with "I say, you think" with a crazy sort of Spring twist.

First, as a warm up, using the letters G-A-R-D-E-N reveal six things about yourself.

Gotta have music.
A whole lotta music.
Really really good music.
Dude, I'm serious.
Ehhh, yeah.
No really. I am.

Now that you're warmed up ... Let's hump, shall we? Below are a list of words. Respond with the first words, words, phrase or insane idea that pops into your head!

1. hoe: garden
2. lips: smack
3. butter: ball
4. pie: apple
5. groovy: music
6. hook: captain
7. believe: I do.
8. fountain: of youth.
9. bush: ehhhhh.
10. sprout: up.

Post your answers on your blog or in the comments section. If you post them on your blog, be sure to leave a comment so we can all come and git to know ya! No pressure, you cwazees - the Mind Hump can be done on any day!

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004
You're sure there's a cure and you have finally found it. You think one drink will shrink you 'til you're underground and living down. - Aimee Mann - Wise Up

I did absolutely nothing last night besdies lie on the couch and watch TV with my dad. I went to the store with a friend, just to get out of the house, but could make it no further. I came right back to the couch. I cannot stop coughing, therefore I cannot sleep. I just want my voice back. Yes, I am a whiner today. So sorry. Just give me 4 straight hours of sleep. Pleaseeeee. Well then, there are lots of memes today, and I do not see sleep in my near future, so I'm gonna do them all. Well, most of them. Ok, some of them.

Daily Dirt.

Around the Globe

1. Where do you currently live? West Virginia.
2. Name all the places in the world that you can think of that you've been to. Not that many, maybe 4 or 5 states.
3. What place in the world do you want to go to that you haven't been to yet? Australia, California.
4. What's your favorite place in the world, so far? Home, sweet home.
5. What's the worst place you've been to, so far? Umm, I didn't like Pittsburgh so much. Not that it was a bad place. It just wasn't what I expected coming from such a small town.

Random Question Random Day.

What's your favorite thing to do on a lazy rainy day? Get online, watch TV, read a book.

TV Tuesday.

Week 7 - Stop me if you've heard this one...
Comedy Central unveiled it's list of the 100 Greatest Stand-Up Comedians of All Time last week. (The list was quite subjective, I don't know who voted, no one asked me.) But it was a fun series of shows to watch. They are replaying it endlessly if you'd like to catch it. You can view their list here, if you'd like some help coming up with names for this week's questions!

1. Who is your favorite stand-up comedian of all time? I have to say Roseanne. I've always thought she was hilarious. And... she is the proud owner of a vagina and there are so few women on that list. But I also love Denis Leary.

2. Which one could you do without? (Not your type of humor, or just plain stupid!) Hmm, Everybody does not love Raymond. Ray Romano. I just don't think he is all that funny.

3. Which comedian do you think has gone on to have a great career aside from doing stand-up? Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, Ellen... so many.

~Bonus~ If you went to a comedy club on amateur night, and they gave you some jokes and a microphone, would you go onstage? I most certainly WOULD.

Thanks for playing - you are one wild and crazy guy!!!

Tuesday Is Chooseday.

Would you rather:
1. Have the lifetime channel make a movie out of your life OR the playboy channel? Lifetime.

2. Lick a cat's nose OR give it a proctology exam without gloves? (thanks nicole) I'm licking the nose.

3. Find a bag containing $20,000 and turn it in before you find out it belonged to an known mob boss OR not turn it in, spend it all, and find out it belonged to an orphange? I'd like to think that I would turn it in.

4. Find out your parents kidnapped you when you were a baby and raised you as their own OR find out you had a twin that died at birth that they never told you about? The twin thing. I dunno which would be less traumatic.

Tuesday Iffers.

If you had a third eye, where would you put it and why? The back of my head. That way I could see what was going on behind me, but I could also hide the eye, so no one could see it.

Tuesday Twosome.


1. Side of the bed: Left or Right? Right.

2. Sleep with or without covers? Always without.

3. Sleep with or without night light? It has to be pitch black for me to sleep.

4. Deep or light sleeper? Both, really. Depends on my mood.

5. More annoying to be awoken by: alarm or phone call? Phone calls. I hate that.

Ten on Tuesday.

Ten Great Cartoons from Your Childhood

1. Smurfs
2. Snorks
3. Gummi Bears.
4. Fraggle Rock
5. Care Bears
6. Transformers
7. He-Man
8. She-Ra
9. Rainbow Bright
10.Duck Tales |
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Monday, April 26, 2004
There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how. - Oasis - Wonderwall

I stole this quiz from Isabella. I can't believe I only got 12%. I am so much more geekier than that. Is geekier a word? Ehhhh.

You are 12% geek
OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

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Oh take your time, don't live too fast. Troubles will come, and they will pass. - Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man

Right to the memes. I don't feel well, I may do more later.

Monday Madness.

I'm running out of ideas (hint! hint!!) I hope you enjoy this week's question. Using the letters in the word 'blogger' describe your blog for us.
B_______ Beautiful. haha.
L_______ Lots of memes.
O_______ Other blogging links.
G_______ Goofy sayings.
G_______ Ghastly amounts of pink.
E_______ Enough content to keep you occupied.
R_______ Rrrrrr... really funny. =)

Monday Music Mambo.

So here we go. Using the letters of your favorite band or artist tell us a little more about yourself.
They can be words or phrases, so the more craziness the better. And remember to leave a comment to let us know your done or even put your answers in the comments. Have lots of fun and you can take as much time as you need.

*shake shake shake*

Everyone have a grrreat monday with lots of crazy insane love from us to you.


O - Original.
T - Totally crazy.
I - Idealistic.
S - Sensitive.

R - Really dorky.
E - Extremely impatient.
D - Daring
D - Different.
I - Independent.
N - Nuerotic.
G - Genuine.

Daily Dirt.
1. you could have a lifetime supply of something, what would you want? Pizza, beer, love. I dunno.
2. you could be an object, what would you be? A bed.
3. you could steal something of your crush's room, what would you get? Lava lamp.
4. you could travel right now, where would you go? California.
5. could date someone famous, who would you date ?Vin Diesel.

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Sunday, April 25, 2004
But you won't get too far. We know you've got to blame someone. For your own confusion. - Lunatic Fringe - Red Rider

The weekend was good and bad. But mostly good. There is always a chance of the bad when alcohol is in the mix. And... I have officially lost my voice. I knew it was gonna happen because I've been so squeaky lately. And it did. Pray that it comes back by Tuesday. I have to do an in class prompt again for Creative Writing. Meme time.

Daily Dirt.


1. What's your favorite trait? It used to be my hair, until I went crazy and dyed it black.
2. What's your worst trait? I think my forehead is too large. Thanks Dad.
3. What trait do you wish you could have? I think I'd like to have blue eyes.
4. What trait do you have that you wish you haven't inherited? (besides your worst trait) I talk too much.
5. From whom do you think you inherited the most traits from? I think it is equal between my mom and dad.

Unconscious Mutterings.

I say ... and you think ... ?

1.Elastic : Stretch.
2.Intervention: Alcoholic.
3.Risk : Reward.
4.Junk food : Pizzzzzzza.
5.Arrogance : Egotism.
6.Responsibility : Life.
7.X: Factor.
8.Marshall : Mathers.
9.Kill Bill.
10.Brother: Bear.

Sunday Brunch.

Do It Yourself

Would you be able to do these things yourself or have someone do it for

1. Fix a flat tire. Ehh, do it for me.
2. Fix a tear or make alterations to clothing. Do it for me.
3. Unclog a severely plugged up sink or toilet. That I can do, but I don't wanna.
4. Change the oil in your car. I can do that.
5. Put together an unassembled toy or piece of furniture out of the
I can do that, too.
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Saturday, April 24, 2004
I always thought I'd be a mom, sometimes I wish for a mistake. The longer that I wait, the more selfish that I get. - No Doubt - Simple Kind Of Life

Last night was so much fun, considering that there was a huge bar brawl. I met a lot of new people. And had fun with old friends as well. It was just a good time. I just hope tonight is as good as last night was. =) I'm still too lazy for an actual meme. So you get this...

[i am] a very confused girl.
[i think] better when I listen to music.
[i know] more than I let on.
[i want] I have no clue as to what I want.
[i wish] I had direction.
[i miss] Mike.
[i fear] failure.
[i hear] music, all the time.
[i search] for myself.
[i wonder] how everything will turn out.
[i regret] nothing.
[i love] music.
[i care] about all of my friends and family.
[i always] DO... before I think.
[i dance] every day.
[i cry] often, lately.
[i do not always] know what the hell I am doing.
[i fight] for what I believe in.
[i write] what I feel.
[i lose] stuff all the time.
[i confuse] everyone, even myself.
[i listen] not as often as I should.
[i can usually be found] drinking.
[i need] you tonight.
[i should] clean the house, but I'm lazy. |
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Friday, April 23, 2004
Maybe redemption has stories to tell. Maybe forgiveness is right where you fell. Where can you run to escape from yourself? - Switchfoot - I Dare You To Move

Well, I went to register for my fall classes and they told me to come back Wednesday at 1pm. Oi, that annoys me. So... its Friday. I'm not as jubilant as I usually am for the weekend. Maybe because I went out last night and I still feel the effects. Who knows. I'm doing one meme, and a quiz or two. Have a great weekend ya'll.

Daily Dirt.

Would you...

1. eat a slug for $10? No. That wouldn't even buy a shirt.
2. jump off the roof of your house for $15? (no safety nets or harnesses!) I'm pretty sure the hospital bill would be more than $15.
3. lick a taxi drivers armpit for $50? I wouldn't even lick my own armpit for $50. Not that my armpit is nasty or anything. Yeah... nevermind.
4. french kiss michael jackson for 10 minutes for $60? Haha, sure.
5. moon in front of 100 people you know and know of for $100? I doubt it. Well, it depends who the 100 people are. If my mom or dad or any other family member was in that crowd... Oh, no, no, no.

Quiz Me
misty was
a Spellbinding Actor
in a past life.

Discover your past lives @ Quiz Me

This site is certified 20% EVIL by the Gematriculator

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Thursday, April 22, 2004
I'm not the sort of person, who falls, in and quickly out of love. But to you I gave my affection, right from the start. - Joan Armatrading - The Weakness In Me

Again, I'm only doing one meme today. I am too damn lazy this week.

Thursday Threesome.

We were talking about how things get done here at the Back Porch and thought we'd include everyone in the discussion: ::A geek in the family::

A geek-- Hey, who handles tech support at your place? You? ...the six year old? ...or someone from outside? ...and how about in your web space? No, we're not looking for techs; we're just curious . Me, and only me.

in the-- computer? Just a curiosity for the designer types: what Operating System are you running? ...and which browser? Since sites can show up differently in different browsers it's more than a casual question. Windows XP. I use several. I'll get back to ya on that one.

Family-- Do any family members read your place? Do they care? Do they have a clue? ...and how about your 'off line' friends? ...or do you supply a little bit of separation there? I let everyone know where my place is. Doesn't matter to me. I have nothing to hide.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2004
And now that we're here, its so far away. And I feel like I can face the day. And I can forgive, and I'm not ashamed to be the person that I am today. - Staind - So Far Away

So... right to the memes. But I'm only doing 2 for Wednesday.

Daily Dirt.

Couch potato...

1. What shows do you watch? The Inferno, Survivor, American Idol, The Real World, CSI, Without A Trace.But I have been missing all of them lately.
2. As a child, which shows/cartoons did you always watch? Smurfs, Fraggle Rock, Gummi Bears, Alf, A-Team, Cosby Show, Wrestling.
3. Approximately how many hours a week do you spend watching TV? Maybe 3.
4. What kind of shows do you like to watch? (reality/cartoon/soapies etc) Ehh, I hate to say it.. but reality shows, and comedies, and drama.
5. Do you tape any shows? I've taped The Inferno and American Idol a few times.

Wednesday Mind Hump - Week 15

This week a "getting to know you" theme with an insane twist.

First, as a warm up, using the letters I-N-S-A-N-E reveal six things about yourself.

Intense, Never without music, Silly, sometimes Apathetic, Newly single, Ever hopeful.

1. What's the best pickup line you ever heard and did it work? Well, it wasn't really the line... it was how he said it. I wore a bandana one night, with my hair in braids... and this guy comes up to me and says... "I see you chose the bandana and braids tonight, it works for you. It brings out your eyes." It wasn't a good line, but he had the greatest accent.
2. If you were a character in The Wizard of Oz, who or what would you be? The Tin Man... if I only had a heart.
3. If you were an element of weather, what would you be? The rain. Wet, and always pouring. Wait.. nevermind.
4. If you were a breed of dog, what would you be and why. A weiner dog, just because I like saying weiner dog.
5. If you were a toy or a game, what would you be and why? Twister, cause I'm all messed up.

Ready? Set. Do the Hump, you loons!

Ok... I lied... I'm still too lazy to do the other Tuesday memes. So....anyway... I recently moved and I had to get a new AOL account so MY E-MAIL ADDRESS HAS CHANGED. I am sorry if I was on your notify list and did not get a chance to take my addy off. But they already closed my account. So sorry. My new addy is magicrazberi@aol.com. Its over there. <<<< Yeahhhh... Now I have to go sign up to all of the notify lists all over again. I think I need a blogging break. And the 100 list is updated a little bit more. Or... it will be in a few minutes. G'night ya'll.
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Tuesday, April 20, 2004
I had to stay at my mom's house last night because I will be watching my niece all day, long story... Anyway, she had the a/c on all night. I am soooo sick. My throat is so raw, when I cough it feels like someone is ripping it apart. Yeah, that was gross. I have classes tonight and I HAVE to go. Tonight it is my prompt night in Creative Writing class. But I've had like 2 hours of sleep, and I cannot stop coughing. Whats a girl to do? The rest of the Tuesday memes...

Random Question; Random Days.

Sorry about no question yesterday, we had no power! How well or long can you survive without power? Well I've lived without it for about 2 weeks before. We got an ungodly amount of snow. Not only were we without power, we had no water either. I was only 12, I think. My father, mother, sister, and myself played in the snow, played boardgames, cards, and went to bed at dark for 2 straight weeks. In a way it was fun... but no bath for 2 weeks. No TV, no internet, no lights. I did have a battery powered radio. Thank heavens. So I could last a pretty long while without it, but I don't want to. =)

10 on Tuesday.

Ten Things You Want To Do Before You Die:

1. Have a baby.
2. Own my own house.
3. Ride in a Hot Air Balloon.
4. See the ocean.
5. Bungee Jump.
6. Write a book.
7. Sing in front of a huge audience.
8. Visit a different continent.
9. Own my own business.
10.Visit all 50 states.

Tuesday Iffers.

If you worked for a store and you saw another employee steal something, would you tell the manager? Well I'd like to think that I would, but nobody likes a rat, ya know? And what if it was something necessary, like toilet paper? Haha, I dunno.

There are like 5 more memes for Tuesday but I'm lazy again. Maybe later.

Chick Chat.
Tuesday Is Chooseday.
Tuesday Twosome.
Tuesday Magic 8 Ball.
Daily Dirt.

And... AND... please sign my guest map. I just got it a few days ago. Isabella is the only one to sign so far. Thanks hun.

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Monday, April 19, 2004
TV Tuesday.

Week 6 - Just the facts, m'am

Whether it was Barney Fife with one bullet in his pocket, or Lt. Columbo's "Just one more thing", we could be sure in the old days that TV cops would wrap everything up neatly in 30 to 60 minutes. These days it may take a few episodes, but TV's top cops still manage to right most of the world's wrongs.

1. Who is your favorite (past or present) TV cop? I love Det. Lenny Briscoe on Law & Order. Played by Jerry Orbach. I can't help it.. He was in Dirty Dancing.

2. Which TV cop do you think was the most crooked, or the most inept? Well, Barney was pretty slow... but Cagney and Lacey got on my last nerve for some reason. Not that they were crooked... I dunno. I'm strange.

3. Which TV show had the best ensemble cast of police officers? I really loved Hill Street Blues. But I also loved Miami Vice.

~Bonus~ You need to hire a bodyguard for yourself. Which TV cop do you choose? OoOoOoh... Officer Tom Hanson... from 21 Jump Street. Johnny Depp makes me wiggle. Or Crockett and Tubbs. Don Johnson was fine back in the day. lol.

Thanks for playing. Let's be careful out there!
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Not too much to say today, the weekend still has me beat. So right to the memes.

Daily Dirt.


1. What time do you usually go to sleep? Never a set time, whenever I feel tired.
2. What time do you wake up? Tuesday and Thursday I have to be up at 6am. Any other day it does not matter.
3. What's the last thing you do before you go to bed? Turn on the radio.
4. What's the first thing you do when you wake up? Brush my teeth.
5. Do you have naps? If I happen to be tired during the day, Sure.

Monday Madness.

Pick a letter; any letter.........Got one?
Ok, for the following questions, each of your answers must begin with the letter you chose.......Have fun!! =)

I pick... F.

1. If you were limited to 3 things to pack for an overnight trip, what would you pack? F..f.ff. Damn, why did I pick F? Ummm, Fritos, Friends DVD, and Fruit Loops. lol.
2. What 3 things would you pack in your picnic basket? Oh boy, Funyuns, French Fries, and Funnel Cake.
3. What are 3 things you'd rather do than go to work? Frolic in the flowers, fantasize about Vin Diesel, and force people to dance.
4. Name 1 song. Fire on the Mountain.
5. Name 1 movie. Forrest Gump.

Monday Music Mambo.

If you could trade places with 2 different artists for one day each, who would they be and why?

Well... I'd like to say Whitney Houston, because if I could hit high notes like her or Mariah I would be in heaven. But, they are a little too dramatic for me. So...

Aimee Mann... because I just love her music. And... Beyonce... I just love Jay-Z. haha.

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Sunday, April 18, 2004
Such a long weekend. I am so beat. I spent the entire day with Mike and Halee. My feet are so sore. We took her to the park and let her feed the ducks, and play on the swings, etc. Then we ate and watched a little television. I am so behind on my school work and finals are in 3 weeks. Blahhh. Meme time.

Daily Dirt.


1. What are your nicknames given to you by your friends? Mist, Cookie, Mis(which I hate), LoLa.
2. Do you have any embarassing ones? If so, what are they? Not really, I hate Mis. Dunno why, But I do. There is an interesting story behind Cookie... which I am too lazy to tell. Ask if you wanna know.
3. What are your nicknames for your significant other (if you have one)? My ex... I usually call him Michael, everyone else calls him Mike.
4. What are your significant other's nicknames for you? He always called me Misty, or honey.
5. Do you nickname objects? Yes, my computer is named Lola. My car was named Bessy.

Unconscious Mutterings.

Week 63
I say ... and you think ... ?

1.Virginia : Slims.
2.Soft : Skin.
3.Carol : Christmas.
4.Vanity : Mirror.
5.Feminist : Prose.
6.Alias : Jennifer Garner.
7.Coward : Fear.
8.Beer : Budweiser.
9.Chance : One.
10.Honest : True.

Sunday Brunch.

This week's questions: Potpourri

1. Which television series do you think had the best final episode? I really liked Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Roseanne.
2. Do you own something that you really should throw away but can't
part with?
A pair of jeans that fit my butt just right. I cannot part with them.
3. Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a house that is
supposedly haunted?
4. Go back to your childhood ... What did you want to be when you grew
A singer.
5. What do you need to make your favorite pizza? Well, the dough, the sauce, lots of pepperoni, cheese, mushrooms, and mild banana peppers.

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Saturday, April 17, 2004
Oi, Saturday. Which usually means I have a hangover. But I'm feeling quite fine today. Just a little lazy, and my friends have been on my case since 1pm. to go to the park with them. It is now 5pm, and I told them to give me another hour so I could post. Haha, I am such a nerd. Afterwards, we're going to go see 2 local bands. Hard Drive and Route 33. Fun, fun times. Have a great weekend, everyone. Meme time.

Daily Dirt.

Role Models

1. Is your role model famous? or not famous? Not.
2. If you role model died one day how would you feel? How do you think it would feel, it would destroy me.
3. Does your role model's actions effect you? Of course, they do.
4. Is there something you and your role model have in common? Well, we have the same last name, genes, eye color, ... ya know.
5. Who is your role model? My parents.

I'm way too lazy to do all of the Saturday memes, so sorry to the following
Saturday 8.
Saturday Slant.
Saturday Senses.

But I will do this one....

Sexy Saturday.

Sexy Saturday - Week 56 - (Temporary) Impotence

What's the best way to deal with (hopefully temporary) male floppiness?

How do you react to (temporary) impotence, how do you deal with it? Have you ever had any particular experience with (temporary) impotence? What did you do to solve the problem? If you've never come across the problem and your partner revealed that kind of problem to you, would you quit the relationship, or how long would you try to help your partner until you give up? Has anyone ever left you for that kind of (temporary) problem?

Ya know, that has only happened to the men I have been with.. twice. Just twice in my entire life. So it wasn't really a big deal. I told him/them... that it happens to everyone and not to worry about it. Of course they do, way too much. So I told them that the more they worry about it, the more it will happen. Stress is a factor, ya know. So I guess it never happens because I am just that damn good. =)
I'm totally kidding. Not. lol.

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Friday, April 16, 2004
I found another new meme. This one is only twice a month. And it is writing poetry. So here I go.

Bouts Râmes.

In the museum of all monuments
I am in search of the one lasting rhyme
With all of its many lovely contents
Can it not stand the test of fathers time

It cannot and can fall nor overturn
The mastery of this quick masonry
Keep your fire for it will never once burn
For this once oft forgotten memory

How could one feel such a blind enmity
Is best when empty is the only room
Shall we for the sake of posterity
We know all the future can hold is doom

What else I ask is there that can arise
Do not answer 'til you look in my eyes.

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Well I had 2 out of 3. Diana and John. But WOW, I cannot believe Jon Peter Lewis was sent home. I feel kinda bad for him. =(

Had fun with my mom last night, but I feel a bit under the weather today. Oh well, meme time.

Daily Dirt.

The first thing that comes to mind when you see this is:

1. Foot - Toes
2. Family - Ties
3. Television - Program
4. Hair - Disaster
5. School - Blahhhhh

Daily Spark.

So Embarrassed — 16 April 2004

What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
You know... the story your "friends" just love to tell at parties to make your face turn red. A case of mistaken identity? A slip of the tongue? A public display of insanity?

Set the scene and tell the tale the way everyone except you loves to hear it told.

Hmm, I cannot really remember a time when I was really, really embarrassed. But there are a couple things that I have done that were totally stupid.

One night when a few of my friends dropped me off at my house after a night of drinking (we had a designated driver), I fell UP the steps. Not down them, UP them. It was summertime, June I think. And I told them that there was ice on the steps. LOL. Hello???

Another time... I had to go outside to my dads building to get something... little did I know that a town of Wasps had moved in. After being in the building for 2 seconds, I was covered with bees. I had like 30 of them all over me... I started running through the yard discarding all of my clothing. I was practically naked by the time I got back to the house. And I was screaming like a murderer was fast on my heels. But hey, I only got stung 6 times. Twice on one hand. Right under my thumb nail. Ouch. Once on the other hand. Twice on my left boob. And once on the right boob. Wasps really like hands and boobs huh?

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Thursday, April 15, 2004
Yeah, I changed it up again, I don't have all links and buttons up yet, but I'm lazy. So sue me. Anyway... I found 3 new memes. Enjoy.
Tuesday Magic 8 Ball.
3x Thursday. |
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Now for Thursday. My mother and I are going out tonight. We do it about once a month, drink a few beers, meet a few friends. She only stays out for a couple of hours, but its fun, usually. lol. I always start my weekends on Thursday. But I still update. No worries. 3 weeks of school 'til summer break. The big countdown has begun. Dun dun dun.

Daily Dirt.

Oh dear

1. Have you been so terribly sick in your life? Yeah, I was in the hospital for a few weeks. Several times.
2. Have you been so depressed? I wouldn't normally say this on a public blog, but I did try to kill myself when I was 15. I OD'd on sleeping pills, but my father found me before it was too late.
3. Have you fallen so much in love? Yes... Mike.
4. Have you been hurt so bad? It hurts to know that I hurt him.
5. Have you wondered why are you brought into this world? All the damn time.

Thursday Threesome.

::Insomnia, the Cure for Sleep::

Onesome: Insomnia-- Ever have it? Some do and some don't, but have you ever been hounded awake for that endless hour after hour with no hope of sleep? ...or does the very act of touching head to pillow put you out for the count? I have a strange kind of insomnia. I cannot fall asleep. I stay awake forever, sometimes days. But when I finally do fall asleep... I sleep for like 12 hours. Long, long time.

Twosome: the cure-- Hey, if you do have the occasional bout or chronic insomnia, what do you do about it? Work? Read? Try cures? Hmmm... Did you ever find one that worked? Nothing helps. Sleeping pills used to but I did not want to get addicted.

Threesome: for sleep-- Female/male, young/not so young, we all need varying amounts of sleep. What's your personal sleep cycle? Five hours? Ten hours? ...and if you had a choice, what would be your personal sleep cycle? ...and yes, "All day long" is a valid answer. If we count all the days I stay awake and all the days I sleep. I'd say I get 6 hours of sleep a day. And YES, I would like to sleep ALL DAY LONG.

3x Thursday.

3x Thursday: 04/015/y2k+4: Is bigger better?

1. Which do you prefer, a nice big expensive car, or an economical car that doesn't cost much but gets you where you need to go? Why? What's your dream car? Economical car, because there are more important things than cars. A Cuda, baby.

2. What about money? Is it better to make a lot of money, or have enough to live and be comfortable on? If you had an ideal amount of money to make per year, what would it be? Well, everyone wants more money, including me. $100, 000 a year.

3. Which would you rather have: A high-stressed, high paying job that you hated, or a comfortable, easy-paced, lower paying job that you liked? I must have a job that I enjoy.

Bonus Question for Comments: Do you believe the more power you have, the more powerful you are? Why/Why not? And, what's your personal definition of power? I really don't have many opinions on power. It'd be great if everyone could be comfortable. And happy with the life they lead.

3 for Thursday.

1. Name off three people who you don't particulary like, and give off reasons if you must, heck go off on a rant for all I care, your choice. Hmm... Paris Hilton, the reasons are pretty obvious. Jerry Falwell, c'mon... they are Teletubbies for pete's sake. Howard Stern... anyone that makes fun of the mentally disabled freaks me out.

2. What were the last 3 lies you told? Tell who they were to if you want. Well... I lied last week when I skipped a class. I lied to my niece yesterday because she asked why I was crying. And I lied when I told someone I had to go because I was tired.

3. Name the last 3 things that you've done behind you're parents/boss/whatever's back. (Have you noticed a hate/lie theme?) Umm, besides getting drunk, I cannot really recall anything.

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I've been slow all week. So yeah, this is Wednedays post. And American Idol... wow, what a night. I love George Huff even if he was off tonight. And Jon Peter Lewis, you can't help but love the kid. I believe Diana, Jasmine, and John Stevens may be the next in the bottom three. Meme time.

Wednesday Mind Hump
- Week 14

This week some fun with free association and then some. What is free association? It's a "I say ____, you think _____" sort of thing. You can list the first word, phrase or idea that comes to your mind.

First, as a warm up, using the letters M-I-N-D reveal four things about yourself.

My name is Misty. I am Independent, Nice, and Daring.
1. chill: cool
2. poodle: doo
3. tissue: paper
4. sharp: point
5. foam: soft
6. wee: wee, lol.
7. crack: butt
8. bellybutton: lint
9. bounce: ball
10. disco: inferno

Wednesday Whatevers.

1. Would you prefer to live in an urban, suburban, or rural area; and why? I really dunno. I've only ever lived in a rural area. How would I know if I like the others. I love the rural area at times, other times, I hate it.
2. If a fountain of youth did exist, would you drink from it? Absolutely.
3. What do you want your dying words to be? Wow, that is so morbid. I would just let everyone know how much I loved them and for them not to cry or be sad. Life must go on.

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Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Only 8 days of school left, but I only go twice a week now... so that still means 4 weeks. I just can't wait for summer break. I have so much stuff to do.. and think about. Big changes are happening. Its amazing how it happens. How ... LIFE... happens. Meme time.

TV Tuesday.

Week 5- Is That Your Final Answer?
Game Shows have kept us playing along for years… From What's My Line? to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, we watch, yell at stupid contestants and generally feel superior, because we could be doing so much better! So let's see, do you have what it takes to play the game, or are you the Weakest Link?

1. Is there a game show (past or present) you think you would do really well on, as a contestant? Rock and Roll Jeopardy or Card Sharks.

2. Is there a game show you think is the stupidest thing you've ever seen? Fear Factor, the eating missions make me gag, literally. Just the name... Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?... Well, who doesn't?

3. Is there a game show you watch, but don't like to admit to watching? (A guilty pleasure!) I really don't watch game shows, maybe if there was nothing else on I would watch Family Fued.

~Bonus~ Who is your favorite game show host? Who is your least favorite? I did like Bob Barker and Ray Combs. Pat Sajak seems to annoy me.

Thanks for playing! Now let's see what's behind curtain #3!

Tuesday Is Chooseday.

1. Live in a place with the constant threat of volcano eruptions OR the constant threat of tidal waves? The waves.
2. Go through an operation that would make you absolutely gorgeous, able to win any beauty contest OR one that would make you able to run faster than anybody on the planet? Beautiful, dahling.
3. Have warts on your face OR on your genitals? Lmao, eww. Goodness, my face.
4. Scream in pain everytime you comb your hair OR cry like a baby when you brush your teeth? I don't wanna cry, I'll scream.

Tuesday Iffers.

If the one person you hate most in the world needs a kidney transplant, and you are the only person with a healthy kidney who is a perfect match for that person, would you give up your organ? Of course. No one deserves to die.

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Monday, April 12, 2004
I know it was yesterday, but I wasn't feeling so festive. So... Happy Easter everyone. Now its meme time.

Daily Dirt.
What would you do if...
1. Your best friend betrayed you? Well, first I would want to know why. Then I might cry, worry, analyze the situation. After a day or two, we would talk. And then I would decide if the friendship was worth saving.
2. Your life turned upside down one day? Depends on what caused my life to turn upside down.
3. You had no one you could trust? I would feel very very alone, but I would try to make the most of my independence.
4. Your boyfriend flirted with your friends right in front of you? Oh, we have to have a talk. Now.
5. You messed up a perfect friendship? I've done that, and I hated myself for the longest time. I'm still working on it. But we have been able to become friends again. =)

Monday Music Mambo.

This week we ask the musical question...What's in a Name? Take the letters of your first name and see what song titles can come from your name...or band names....or hey do it twice and do it with both..


M : Metallica
I : Iron Maiden
S : Slayer
T : Tesla
Y : Yes


M : My Immortal
I : I Can't Make You Love Me
S : She's Like The Wind
T : This Love
Y : You're The One

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Sunday, April 11, 2004
I'm feeling very blue today. =(
But I'll still do the memes. I need something to occupy my mind. Anything other than what it is on it right now.

Daily Dirt.

Which ____ couldn't you live without?

1. CD (Album OR Single): My slow mix cd.
2. Book: The Stand - Steven King.
3. Video/DVD: Dirty Dancing.
4. Website: Hmm, Spike.
5. Person: Mike, I love you.

Unconscious Mutterings.

I say ... and you think ... ?

1.Boxing :Mike Tyson.
2.Lewis :&Clark.
3.Bodyguard :Whitney Houston.
4.Burnout :Stoned.
5.Cruising :Driving.
6.Easter :Today.
7.AA :Alcoholic.
8.Research :Paper.
9.Redemption :Forgive.
10.Snickers :Candy Bar.

Sunday Brunch.

Let's Go Shopping!

1. How often do you go grocery shopping? Once every 2 weeks? Maybe.
2. What is the last thing you bought for yourself? New jeans.
3. What do you like shopping for most often? Clothes.
4. Are you an impulse shopper? Not really.
5. What is the last item you purchased? Toilet paper.

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Wednesday, April 07, 2004
Has anyone heard 'Roses' by OutKast? It is my new favorite song for the week. I love it. Love, love, love. Other notables for the week: Chingy-One Call Away, Usher-Burn, Switchfoot-Meant To Live. I'm nervous about American Idol tonight. One of my faves could be going home. Now for the dailies and Wednesday memes.

Daily Dirt.

Would You Rather...

1. Eat a live worm or eat a dead frog? Eww, the worm.
2. Loose your long term memory or loose your short term memory? Oi, short.
3. Die without saying goodbye to your friend or your friend dieing without them saying goodbye? I'll die. Wait, that sounded bad. Nevermind.
4. Make a bull mad or make an alligator mad? Bull.
5. Die in a fire or die drowning? Drowning.

Wednesday Mind Hump.

1. Week 11 you were asked to list four things about you using the letters B-L-O-G. This week do the same thing but use the letters H-U-M-P. Just use one word or feel free to get gabby about it. I am Horribly impatient. Understanding. Mildly Insane. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.

2. If you were a dessert, what would you be and why? A glazed donut. lol. I dunno. I was having disturbing thoughts.

3. Imagine if you will that you are being held hostage by a pompous, self-grandizing, BORING person on your IM. You're trying to be polite but really want to brush this person off. Being crazy and creative, list three things that you could tell that person to excuse yourself now AND discourage them from contacting you ever again. 1. I'd tell them that I have to go change my diaper because its really starting to stick to my back hair. 2. I'd tell them that I have to go because we only get 15 minutes of computer time at the State Pen. and my bitch is waiting for his turn. 3. When they ask for my picture, I'd send them one of Sally Struthers and convince them it was me.

4. You are a work of art. What are you? Explain why. A collage of all things pink, soft, and gray. Why? Because I am drawing a blank otherwise.

5. Do you have an talent that is interesting but totally useless? (Example: being able to touch your nose with our tongue, tear a phone book in half ... ) Tell us about it. Music trivia. Putting my leg over my head. Staying awake for an ungodly amount of hours.

Wednesday Whatevers.

1. Would you rather be alone or surrounded by enemies for the rest of your life, and why? Enemies, no one wants to be alone. I'd die anyway from sheer boredom.
2. Would you choose an eternal but cursed life, or death? Why? Eternal cursed life. Bad things will happen, but life is still worth living.
3. What 5 websites do you visit first everyday? Daily Dirt.
RW/RR Blog. Pink Machine. The Miz. Daily Spark.

Whats On...Right Now?

What's On your outside thermometer Right Now? (I realize not everyone has an outside thermometer; what's the weather like right now where you live?) What season are you in? It is Spring here. Right now it is 70 degrees outside. It is a very nice day.

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Tuesday, April 06, 2004
25 %

My weblog owns 25 % of me.
Does your weblog own you?
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Ya know... Tuesdays and Wednesdays wear me out even more than Mondays. Rah.

Daily Dirt.

Blah, Blah, Blah...

1. Do you talk a lot? Yeah, in front of those I know.
2. Do you like/hate it when people talk to you a lot? It really depends on the person.
3. Who do you talk to the most on the net? Heh.
4. Who do you talk to the most over the phone? Jude.
5. What kind of conversations bore you? Umm, one-sided conversations.

Tuesday Is Chooseday.

Would you rather:
1. Go through 5 years of poverty and get $10,000,000 OR go through 1 year of poverty and get $100,000? I don't think I could wait 5 years.
2. Date someone who is fabulous looking but has unmaskable, horrible breath OR someone who is simply average but has great breath all the time? I cannot handle bad breath.
3. Hand wash the poopy cloth diapers for 50 babies for a day OR hand wash the poopy cloth diapers for 5 babies for a week? Eww, I'll take the 50 in one day. Just to get it over with.
4. Be fat, dumb, and happy OR in excellent shape, sharp as a whip, but melancholy or depressed all the time? I'll be fat and dumb. I gotta be happy.

Tuesday Twosome.

1. What are the last two movies you saw? Cabin Fever and... I really cannot recall.
2. What are the last two TV shows you saw? Roseanne and Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
3. What are the last two items you purchased? Shampoo and Conditioner. Pantene Pro-V.
4. What are the last two beverages you drank? Dr. Pepper and Budweiser.
5. What are the last two sites you surfed (before coming here)? Look up. Tuesday Is Chooseday and Daily Dirt.

TV Tuesday.

Executive Decisions

The Networks are getting ready to announce their new fall schedules. Imagine what would happen if you could play programmer for one day!

1. What shows would make up a perfect night of TV viewing for you? Survivor, American Idol, The Inferno, CSI, Without A Trace. How long does this night last?

2. What show(s) would you cancel without a moment's hesitation? Hmm... Fear Factor. The eating challenges really do make me gag.

3. Is there a show (previously cancelled or just no longer airing) that you'd bring back, original cast and all? Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Roseanne, My So-Called Life.

~Bonus~ You get to create one show to put on the schedule, with any stars you choose. Who and what would it be? Hmm, Just keep Friends on... only I get to be Phoebe. lol. |
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Monday, April 05, 2004
Mondays,blah. Not much to say so I'll get right to the dailies and Monday memes.

Daily Dirt.

Have you ever part 2

1. Been let down by a friend when you needed them? Nope.
2. Done something for somebody even though you didnt want to? Of course. You do what ya GOTTA do.
3. Been really low? At times.
4. Let down a friend when they needed you? Not intentionally.
5. Wanted somebody you couldnt have? Its not that I couldn't have them, the matter is more complicated than that.

Monday Music Mambo.

This week's Mambo...Tell us 5 favorites of your 5 favorites.
That is 5 favorite songs by each of your 5 favorite bands.
Ok, I have a lot more than 5... but I'm sticking with these BANDS...

1. Limp Bizkit
1. Behind Blue Eyes
2. Boiler
3. It'll Be Ok
4. The One
5. Hot Dog

2. Linkin Park
1. Numb
2. Faint
3. Somewhere I Belong
4. In The End
5. Shut Up

3. Led Zeppelin
1. Tangerine
2. Stairway To Heaven
3. Whole Lotta Love
4. Immigrant Song
5. I've Got A Woman

4. Lynyrd Skynyrd
1. Sweet Home Alabama
2. Simple Man
3. I Need You
4. Gimme 3 Steps
5. That Smell

5. Nirvana
1. All Apologies
2. Heart-Shaped Box
3. The Man Who Sold The World
4. In The Pines
5. Rape Me

I would have included Guns N Roses, Tool, Metallica, Tesla, Scorpions, and so many more. But these were the first to come to mind.

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Sunday, April 04, 2004
Now for Sunday.

Unconscious Mutterings.

I say ... and you think ... ?

1. Condemn :Cage.
2. Promiscuous :Looking.
3. Pro-life :For Life.
4. Mona Lisa :Smile.
5. Crown :King.
6. Mumble :Slur.
7. Hack :Computer.
8. Diet :Rite
9. Introduction :Beginning.
10.Latin America Country.

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This is actually Saturdays post. So... meme time.

Daily Dirt.

Long, long list

Give me your
1. Top 5 favourite movies: Dirty Dancing, 28 Days, Hope Floats, The Stand, and LOTR.
2. Top 5 dates: As in July 4th? Or a date date... ehhh. Next.
3. Top 5 drinks: Dr. Pepper, Budweiser, Screwdriver, Buttery Nipple, and Bottled water.
4. Top 5 TV Shows: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Roseanne, My So-Called Life, The Real World, Survivor.
5. Top 5 websites: Hmm, I'm sure if I like it, it is on this page somewhere.

Saturday 8.

saturday-8 :: tigers and lions and bears, oh my!

1. i just purchased a new pet - a seal point siamese kitty. are you a 'cat person'? why or why not? Not really, no particular reason. I'm just not ready for a pet.

2. what is your favourite kind of pet to have, or your dream pet? cat, dog, hamster, horse, tiger, dolphin, etc.? A dog.

3. do you currently own any pets? if so, please tell us what they are & their names. if not, tell us why you don't own a pet. Nope.

4. i am thinking about naming my baby kitten 'jimmy wah' after the gay bar owner in the movie "good morning, vietnam." my kids HATE this, but i thought it was cute to have a kitty named jimmy. what is the COOLEST name you've ever heard for a pet? Nasheek.

5. my stbx takes his dog to a dog park, where there is a dog named "DOG" (pronounced "dee-oh-gee"). everyone and their dog makes fun of this guy. what is the most idiotic name you've ever heard for a pet? Hmm, puppy.

6. ok - seal point siamese kitten. do you have an idea for a name for me, or should i stick with 'jimmy wah'? (i also have a turtle named "suzi wong," btw) lol, jimmy is cool.

7. my almost-ex wanted a boxer dog SO badly, and i gave in and we purchased one. the dog hates me and is afraid of me because it knows i cannot stand it. would you get a dog/pet just to please your mate? Nope.

8. would you ever consider owning a 'different' pet, like a tiger or an alligator or some weird flying monkey? why or why not? Nah, could get dangerous.

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Friday, April 02, 2004
wOOt for Friday. I live for the weekends. Daily Dirt time.

Daily Dirt.

This or That...

1. Coffee OR Tea? Tea.
2. TV OR Radio? Radio.
3. Flirting OR Dating? Flirting.
4. 'Friends' OR 'Sex And The City'? Friends.

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Thursday, April 01, 2004
Happy April, yo. And it is April Fools Day but I am way too tired to pull any pranks. That, is my gift to all of you. Enjoy, lol.

Daily Dirt.

Hey baby

1. What's the worst pick up line you've heard? Ooh, so many. This one guy actually came up to me and told me he wanted to have sex with me, AND that he was married. And I of course told him to go home to his wife and don't be a cheater. AND HE SAID... Eating isn't cheating. lolll.. Oh my, that was wrong.
2. What's the best pick up line you've heard? It wasn't really the best, but just the way it was said... Sometimes, I wear a bandana when my hair is in braids, and this guy says to me..'I see you chose the bandana and braids, it works for you, brings out your eyes.' See, not great... but he had this accent that just drove me crazy. I'm so easy.
3. What's your favourite pick up line to use? Wanna drive me home. Haha, I don't plan these things.
4. What other ways can you pick up dates? Its not like I'm really trying.
5. Have you been picked up or picked up someone before with that method? Uhh, no.

Daily Spark.

Lost Sense

A freak microwave popcorn accident has landed you in the emergency room. The neurosurgeon informs you that in order to save your life, you'll have to sacrifice one of your five senses. Which sense — sight, smell, taste, touch, or hearing — could you live without? Why? Smell. Why, because I need to hear a child laugh. I need to feel my lovers arms. I need to see them smile. I need to taste pizza. lol.

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