seductive kisses
seductive kisses

Friday, April 30, 2004
Dear Abby,

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought
me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a
good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big
fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely, Bitchy in Boston.
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