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Burning like a candle at both ends.

Wednesday, July 21, 2004
. Ya know, I keep getting e-mails with requests to do an audio post. I really don't know why anyone wants to hear my voice. But I'll think about it. If anyone tells me I have an accent, I may have to hurt you.

. No, I'm not gonna enlighten anyone about my Saturday. So, you can open your eyes now. I have been known to e-mail every now and then. But its really not that interesting.

. Ever been so bored that you start drooling on yourself?? Me too.

. I ripped my favorite pair of jeans. Ya know when ya finally find that perfect pair of jeans that hug your ass just right. So you wear them more than any other pair. Then they start to get that faded look. And ya like 'em even more. And they begin to develop small holes in the ass or ... somewhere. Then the small holes turn to bigger holes. Then eventually you have a hole so big that you could not possibly wear them out in public without being called a hoochie. Or something equally as pleasant. But as hard as you try, you just cannot throw them out. Today, I threw them out. Ahhh, the agony. So later, I am going shopping. And buying the exact same pair of jeans. If I can find them. And a new shirt. And a bra and panties. Maybe some perfume, and a lollipop. Hey, I'm mourning here. I deserve it.

. That's about all I've got for today. But it is hump day. So I'll do the...

Mind Hump.

Another Wednesday Mind Hump from our very own Friday! Thank you Susan, you're loved by many! xoxo

This Wednesday is Moon Day! HEY! Pull your pants back up!!! Not that kind of moon!!!

July 20th marks the anniversary of the first lunar landing in 1969. Did you know that the word "lunacy" is derived from the word lunar because it was once believed that people would be intermittently insane due to the phases of the moon. Soooooo

.... as a warm-up, using the letters L-U-N-A-C-Y reveal six peculiar activities or rituals you do only at night -- something that other people might consider somewhat looney or at the very least, a little odd. Okie dokie smokie -- now that we're warmed up we're going to have a little fun with free association aka "I say ____, you think ___". Ready? Set? C'mon -- let's hump like crazy!

Lighting incense. Jasmine. Mmm.
Underpants. I don't wear 'em. lol. To bed.
Not totally naked. I do wear one of those button up men's shirts. 
Always a radio playing. I cannot sleep without music.
Candles. I have to sleep with that soft glow of a few small candles.
Ya know, my room kinda sounds like a bad porno fire hazard.

01. diamonds : pearls
02. night : prowler
03. wrestle : I used to love Hulk Hogan.
04. blaze : fire. ( there seems to be a theme to this post)
05. candlestick : Lumiere. Ya know... from Beauty and the Beast. I loved his laugh. I do it at parties. I'm a big hit. Haha.
06. child : infant
07. tiptoe: through the tulips
08. homemade:apple pie
09. zoom : zoom zoom. hey zoom zoom zoom. (that commercial is always stuck in my head)
10. joint : pot
11. polka : dot
12. rhythm is gonna get ya.

Back by popular demand: The Guess-A-Hump!!

Think of an item ... any item...

...don't tell us what the item is. Now, describe that item in a brief paragraph (the size, the color, etc) but don't give it away. Okay, now you're ready to hump it up! Replace the name of the item with the word "hump". Other players will come to your blog and try to guess what your hump is. Tomorrow morning, add the answer to your hump and for big fun add a picture. If you don't have a camera do a Google image search.

A Simple Sample (you can be more creative than this): My hump is black. My hump has many places where I can put stuff. My hump is big. My hump has a strap ... what is my hump? Answer: My hump is my purse.

My hump is multi-colored. My hump is square and soft. My hump is fluffy. My hump has a picture on it. And... and... I suck at this. lol.

There it is, the incredible Wednesday Mind Hump, brought to you by those "one-sandwich-short-of-a-picnic" wenches over at BLOGDRIVE INSANITY!

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