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Son of a beach.

Tuesday, August 31, 2004
. The beach was great. It was my first time swimming or even seeing the ocean, so of course it was great. But it's also great to be home. I'm still burnt and sore. But it isn't so bad now. I'm still trying to catch up on my reads and post something at the same time. So my other blog may not be updated for a few more days. So for now, I leave you with a list and a meme.

things I learned at the beach
  1. Wear sunscreen. LOTS of sunscreen.
  2. Watch the Weather Channel. Make sure there isn't a Tropical Storm headed to your destination.
  3. Don't go to the beach with your ex. You can't flirt with any hot looking surfers.
  4. Everything costs money. Wanna go to the end of the pier? 5 dollars. Wanna go to the top of the lighthouse? 6 dollars. So yeah, bring lots of cash.
  5. Don't stay in a hotel because you think it's pretty. (That's a pretty hotel, let's stay there. 172 dollars a night. )
  6. The crabs will bite you.
  7. As much as you wanna see a shark... it's not gonna happen.
  8. Sunglasses are a must.
  9. Those waves are very powerful and will remove your bikini every chance they get.
  10. Ocean water tastes like semen. It really does.


The Dr. Seuss Purity Survey

Have you done it on a boat? Not yet.

Have you done it with a goat? I may live in West Virginia... but no, I have not.

Have you done it in a bed? Of course.

Have you done it with the dead? That's quite disgusting. No.

Have you done it in the ass? lol. Why yes, I have.

Have you done it, high on grass? Yeah.

Have you done it in the car? Lots.

Have you simply gone too far? Probably.

Have you done it on the beach? Nah. Didn't have the chance.

Have you done it with the teach? Nope.

Have you done it on your back? Of course.

Have you done it strapped to a rack? What kind of rack?

Have you done it in a box? lol. No.

Have you done it with a fox? Noooooo.

Have you done it in a tree? Under a tree.

Have you done it with more than three? Heh.

Have you done it in the rain? Yep.

Have you done it for the pain? Nope.

Have you done it 'tween the tits? lmao. Yes.

Have you done it wearing mitts? Umm, no.

Have you done it packed in rubber? Ummm...

Have you done it undercover? Yeah.

Have you done it on a perch? These questions are funny.

Have you done it in a church? No.

Have you done it with a virgin? Haha.

Have you done it with a surgeon? Nope.

Have you done it with ropes and chains? What do you think?

Have you done it while insane? I plead insanity.

Have you done it on the stage? La la la la.

Have you done it underage? Is 16 underage?

Have you done it with all your friends? Not ALL of them.

Have you done it in both ends? lol...

Have you done it with your dog? So nasty.

Have you done it on a log? Nah.

Have you done it under clamps? Under them?

Have you done it with the lamps? Umm, that makes no sense.

Have you done it for all to see? ALL? Like video...

Have you ever had VD? Nope.

Have you done it on Mother's couch? Yes.

Have you done it in your mouth? Yes.

Have you done it while on tape?

Have you done it out of shape? I guess so.

Have you done it on live TV? Nope.

Have you done it whilst you pee? lol. No. Sorry, that's not my thing.

Have you done it in the gym? Nope.

Have you done it on a whim? All the time.

Have you done it on a dare? No.

Do you really think we care? I dunno, do you?


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