seductive kisses
seductive kisses

That's what I said.

Thursday, September 30, 2004
. I was only asked two questions. 2. So I'm still telling you to ask me something. Anything. And I'm outta here for the weekend. Got a lot to do. So I will answer all questions Monday. As for me posting my picture... No. I won't post it on my site... but I will email you a picture if you really want to know what I look like. Just email me telling me that you wanna see me. K? K. Have a wonderful weekend everyone. |
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The 200.

Found via logtar.

Completely bold the things you have done. Bold the number of the things you want to do.

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink.
02. Swam with wild dolphins.
03. Climbed a mountain.
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive.
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid.
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone.
08. SaidI love youand meant it.
09. Hugged a tree.
10. Done a striptease.
11. Bungee jumped.
12. Visited Paris.
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea.
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise.
15. Seen the Northern Lights.
16. Gone to a huge sports game.
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables.
19. Touched an iceberg.
20. Slept under the stars.
21. Changed a babys diaper.
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon.
23. Watched a meteor shower.
24. Gotten drunk on champagne.
25. Given more than you can afford to charity.
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope.
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment.
28. Had a food fight.
29. Bet on a winning horse.
30. Taken a sick day when you are not ill.
31. Asked out a stranger. (Ha! Do you consider sex as asking someone out?)
32. Had a snowball fight.
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier.
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can.
35. Held a lamb.
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy.
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip.
38. Taken an ice cold bath.
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar.
40. Seen a total eclipse.
41. Ridden a roller coaster.
42. Hit a home run.
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days.
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking.
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day.
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors.
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment.
48. Had two hard drives for your computer.
49. Visited all 50 states.
50. Loved your job for all accounts.
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced.
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied.
53. Had amazing friends.
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country.
55. Watched wild whales.
56. Stolen a sign.
57. Backpacked in Europe.
58. Taken a road trip.
59. Rock climbing.
60. Lied to foreign governments official in that country to avoid notice.
61. Midnight walk on the beach.
62. Sky diving.
63. Visited Ireland.
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love.
65. In a restaurant, sat at a strangers table and had a meal with them.
66. Visited Japan.
67. Benchpressed your own weight.
68. Milked a cow.
69. Alphabetized your Records, Tapes or CDs.
70. Pretended to be a superhero.
71. Sung karaoke. (All the freaking time.)
72. Lounged around in bed all day. ( I long for those days.)
73. Posed nude in front of strangers. (Long story.)
74. Scuba diving.
75. Got it on to Lets Get It On by Marvin Gaye.
76. Kissed in the rain.
77. Played in the mud.
78. Played in the rain.
79. Gone to a drive in theater. ( I live beside one.)
80. Done something you should regret, but do not regret it.
81. Visited the Great Wall of China.
82. Discovered that someone who is not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog.
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better.
84. Started a business.
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken.
86. Toured ancient sites.
87. Taken a martial arts class.
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman.
89. Played D and D for more than 6 hours straight.
90. Gotten married.
91. Been in a movie.
92. Crashed a party.
93. Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy.
95. Gotten divorced.
96. Had sex at the office.
97. Gone without food for 5 days.
98. Made cookies from scratch.
99. Won first prize in a costume contest.
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice.
101. Gotten a tattoo.
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on.
103. Rafted the Snake River.
104. Been on television news programs as an expert.
105. Got flowers for no reason.
106. Masturbated in a public place.
107. Got so drunk you do not remember anything.
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug.
109. Performed on stage.
110. Been to Las Vegas.
111. Recorded music.
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one night stand.
114. Gone to Thailand.
115. Seen Siouxsie live.
116. Bought a house.
117. Been in a combat zone.
118. Buried one or both of your parents.
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off.
120. Been on a cruise ship.
121. Spoken more than one language fluently.
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone.
123. Bounced a check.
124. Performed in Rocky Horror.
125. Read and understood your credit report.
126. Raised children.
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour.
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars.
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country.
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did.
132. Called or written your Congress person.
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over.
134. more than once? More than thrice?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge.
136. Sang loudly in the car and did not stop when you knew someone was looking.
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did.
138. Had plastic surgery.
139. Survived an accident that you should not have survived.
140. Wrote articles for a large publication.
141. Lost over 100 pounds.
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback.
143. Piloted an airplane.
144. Petted a stingray.
145. Broken someones heart.
146. Helped an animal give birth.
147. Been fired or laid off from a job.
148. Won money on a T.V. game show.
149. Broken a bone.
150. Killed a human being.
151. Gone on an African photo safari.
152. Ridden a motorcycle.
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph.
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced.
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol.
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild.
157. Ridden a horse.
158. Had major surgery.
159. Had sex on a moving train.
160. Had a snake as a pet.
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
162. Slept through an entire flight - takeoff, flight, and landing.
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours.
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states.
165. Visited all 7 continents.
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days.
167. Eaten kangaroo meat.
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground.
169. Been a sperm or egg donor.
170. Eaten sushi.
171. Had your picture in the newspaper.
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime.
173. Changed someones mind about something you care deeply about.
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions.
175. Gone back to school.
176. Parasailed.
177. Changed your name.
178. Petted a cockroach.
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180. Read The Iliad.
181. Selected one important author who you missed in school, and read.
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them.
183. …and gotten 86ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you.
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch.
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating.
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt.
187. Skipped all your school reunions.
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language.
189. Been elected to public office.
190. Written your own computer language.
191. Thought to yourself that you are living your dream.
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care.
193. Built your own PC from parts.
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who did not know you.
195. Had a booth at a street fair.
196. Dyed your hair.
197. Been a DJ.
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal.
199. Written your own role playing game.
200. Been arrested.

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In lieu of content.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004
. Ask me something. Ask me 2 somethings, 3, 4, 5. Anything. I'll answer all questions in my next post. I'm tired, and lazy. Have a nice day. =) |
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I guess you had to be there.

Monday, September 27, 2004
. The weekend was good.

. Is it a compliment when someone tells you that they like you because you're different?

. WVU won. Still undefeated. We beat James Madison 45 to 10, but it was a very sloppy win. Still ranked 6th. Next week : at Virginia Tech.

. I had sex. Very, very good sex.

. I went to the Air Expo '04. It was fun except for Halee screaming. She hates loud noise.

. I saw a local biker band. They were good.

. I slept for almost 10 hours on Sunday. That was great.

. Now I'm going to do a meme or two. I promise a better update later. And... I updated my other blog. Tata.

. Monday Madness.

Name THREE of your........

1. Pet Peeves: Ignorance, Egotism, Hate.
2. Favorite Sounds: Music, Laughter, Rain.
3. Desk Items: Speakers, Keyboard, Printer.
4. Biggest Fears: Failure, Failure, Failure.
5. Biggest Challenges: College, Raising children, Patience.
6. Newest 'Toys': Ehhh, none recently. None worth mentioning.
7. Most Used Words: Dude, Oh-my-god, F*ck.
8. Most Mispelled Words: I'm lazy and I type too fast. I'm sure I mispell tons of words. I never use spell check.
9. Favorite Disney Characters: Ariel, Belle, and Sebastian.
10. Bookmarks on Your Homepage: I love all of my bookmarks. That's why I bookmarked 'em.

. Monday Music Mambo.

Week 27

It's Mambo Time again ladies and gentlemen. This week is a countdown of sorts. A Musical Countdown of favorites and memories. So do you think that you're up to it?

5. -- Songs that make you happy
Everybody wants you - Billy Squier.
Here for the party - Gretchen Wilson.
The Chain - Fleetwood Mac.
Dear Abby - John Prine.
Try A Little Tenderness - Otis Redding.

4. -- Albums you can't live without
Anything by John Prine.
Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish.
Fleetwood Mac - Rumours.
Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory.

3. -- Artists that you'd like to recommend
John Prine.
Joan Armatrading.

2. -- Songs that you and one of your parents enjoy
Once again... anything by John Prine.
Man to Man - Gary Allen.

1. -- Musical memory you'd like to share....
My fondest musical memory is growing up listening to my dad sing and play guitar. He only knew John Prine songs. =) |
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I need to grow up already.

Friday, September 24, 2004
. I am so glad that it is Friday. I'm about to pee in my pants. I feel like a 15 year old girl that just got ungrounded and is about to go have some big weekend adventure. I love that feeling.

. This weekend will be all about me. And beer, and boys, and football, and food. =)

. That's really all I have to say today. It's too nice to be inside. It's the freaking weekend baby, I'm bout to have me some fun.

. Have a good one, y'all.

Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You?

. Ahahahaha.
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I'm really quite boring.

Thursday, September 23, 2004
. For those of you wanting to know what I happened to name my boobs years ago... The girls are called Gretchen & Gretta. |
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Everyone else did it.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Even though I already named my boobs years ago, I felt the need to see what my outcome would be.

Your Boobies' Names Are: Dessert and Dinner

Get your own Boobie Names

I always figured my nether regions would be dessert. . |
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He gave me the bird, I gave him a smile.

. I got flipped off today. I'm not really sure why. One of those silly cases of road rage or something. Maybe he thought I cut him off, maybe he thought I was a bitch, maybe I had sex with him and forgot about it. Who knows. Anyway... I never really got the whole 'flipping the bird' thing anyway. It's just a finger. I realize that it is the lengthiest finger and all, but really... standing that one long finger up all by itself can really mean that much? Why? And if it really does mean f*uck you, isn't that implying that you'd like to copulate with the person you're fingering? Ehhhhhhh. But ya get my point, no?

. Not much to say today. I may even update my other blog today. That's twice in 2 days. Gimme a cookie, would ya?

. So, I guess I'll do this meme I found at Daphne's.

50 Questions

Orange juice and fruit of any kind.

Dirty Dancing.


Partying with friends.

Baby poo, dead things. lol.

The Batmobile.

Favorite? Ha. The laundry.

A singer.

Black, Pink.

John Prine, Willie Nelson, Ozzy.


Napping 101.

Keys, money, compact.





Why does everyone always say crush? Makes me feel like I'm 14 all over again. I do have a hankering for Vin Diesel. Yes... now I feel old. Hankering? Oy.


The mall. Lots of choices.


My room.

Trip to the beach.

A car.

A trip to Hawaii.

I don't know Daphne all that well. But I will say that she is very intelligent and sincere.

Reply? Like make a comment? I don't know... Barry... say something.

2:41 pm.








Spoon and fork.

Rambo was kinda cute back in the day.

I don't even know what those are. Is that bad?

Dr. Pepper.

Ehhh, are those beers? Farms? lol. Budweiser.

42. HOPE OR CAMEL (cigarettes):

My mom.


My ex.


A few days ago.

Me, myself, and I.


Bridge mix.
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It takes up all my time just trying to be alone.

Tuesday, September 21, 2004
. I know it's been about a week since I last posted and I neglected to do Theater Thursday last week, but I just didn't have the chance or the time. I may just do Theater Thursday right now, because I may neglect the blog for another week. Not real sure. We had massive flooding in my area. The town next to us was completely shut down. Most roads were flooded, power was out. Fortunately, my house was not damaged and there were no casualties.

. The kids have been attached to my hip. And my ex has been helping me with them all week. But I did get to go out 2 nights. I enjoyed myself, but nothing exciting. Friday was spent with the ex and other friends, drinking and laughing. Saturday was game day with Shwa then a night on the town. With Shwa. No Dipthong, Barry. =)

. The WVU game was intense. We won again. 3-0. But, I'm still disappointed. Maryland was the only ranked team on our schedule and we barely beat them. Not to mention the fact that the Big East is so watered down this year. I realize that we're not the first team to have such an easy schedule, I just hate to see us actually make it to a big bowl game and lose... or worse. We win and people say we didn't deserve to be there. Considering which poll you go by, we're 7th in the Coaches Poll. 6th in the AP. Next week we play James Madison. Go 'Eers.

. I keep telling everyone that I am not going back to college until the fall. Hellllllo Misty, it is fall. I meant that I'm not going back until January. Which technically is winter. But it's basically Spring 2005 classes. Anyway...

. Now for the Daily Dirt.

Best Friends...

1. Do you have a best friend and are they of the opposite sex? Yes and Yes. Shwa and my ex.
2. Have you had previous best friends? Yeah, 2. Angie and Carnie.
3. Do you believe in best friends? Most of the time.
4. Do you think you can have more than one best friend? Of course.
5. How many friends do you have? Enough.

. I updated my other blog. Not much else to update about. Tonight my aunt wants to take me out. But I'm not really into it. I'm so tired lately. And I think I've actually lost my appetite. Well... we did order that pizza last night. Hmm... |
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If you steal my seat, I will cry.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004
. I'm gonna do a meme and I do not remember where I found it. So... enjoy. It's all I've got for today. I'm tired.


First job: Ehhh. I worked on a tomato farm. Packing tomatoes.
First screen name: Hmm. I think it was mistie3luv...
First self-purchased CD:Hell, I don't remember. Prince, maybe.
First piercing/tattoo: I got my ears pierced when I was about 8. First tattoo when I was 16.
First true love: My ex. My one and only true love.
First enemy: A girl named Tomi. I was 4 and she was huge. She would always steal my seat on the school bus and I would cry. .


Last big car ride: To the beach last month.
Last kiss: Halee kissed me about 15 minutes ago.
Last library book checked out: Devil's Knot: The True Story of the West Memphis Three.
Last movie seen: I watched Mystic River last night. It disturbed me.
Last beverage drank: Dr. Pepper.
Last food consumed: Spaghettios with Halee.
Last phone call: My mother called me to scream.
Last CD played: A mix that I made.
Last annoyance: Cartoons.
Last pop drank: Didn't I just say Dr. Pepper?
Last ice cream eaten: Plain vanilla cone from Dairy Queen.
Last time scolded: Yesterday.
Last shirt worn: The one I have on? Do ya think I blog in the nude? Heh.


I am: tired.
I want: no strings attached.
I have: too many addictions.
I wish: for peace of mind.
I hate: drama.
I fear: that I will never be where I want to be.
I hear: Cartoons on the TV.
I search: for that thing I am missing.
I regret: Never regret.
I love:, but not enough.
I always: dye my hair. Almost 4 times in the last 3 months. Another new addiction.
I am not: very patient.
I dance: every time I get the chance.
I sing: as much as I dance.
I cry: very rarely.

YES or NO:

You keep a diary: Yes. Actually, I do. I have since I was 12.
You like to cook: Yes.
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: Yes. Of course, don't we all?

DO YOU...?

Have a crush: I hate that word. And... No.
Want to get married: No. Hell no.
Get motion sickness: No.
You're a health freak: No, not like I should be.
Current hair color: Blonde. About to become red.
Eye color: Green.
Birthplace: West Virginia.


Number: 3 or 24.
Color: Black or pink.
Day: Fridays.
Month: October.
Songs: Too many to list.
Season: Fall.
Drink: Dr. Pepper.
Alcohol:Budweiser. Vodka.


Cuddle or make out: SEX.
Chocolate milk or hot chocolate: Cannot drink milk.
Milk, dark, or white chocolate: Dark.
Vanilla or chocolate: Chocolate.


Cried?: Yes.
Helped someone?: Yes.
Bought something?: Yes. Lots of somethings.
Gotten sick?: No.
Gone to the movies?: Nope.
Said 'I love you'?: Yes, to Halee.
Written a real letter: Nope.
Talked to an ex?: Of course.
Missed an ex?: Nah, I saw him.
Written in a journal?:Yep.
Had a serious talk?: Yeah, with the ex.
Missed someone? Yes.
Hugged someone? Yes. Halee, Zack, my ex. |
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Might as well face it, I'm addicted to food. And Buffy.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004
. Heh. My homage to Robert Palmer. May he rest in peace.

. Things are stressful. So very stressful. No Kentucky trip because Zack is too sick to go. So it must be postponed. My parents are fighting so bad that I can't even talk to them. Always trying to put me in the middle. My sister is so messed up that I cannot think about her because I feel like I will explode. My father blasted me for dropping this semester. My mother has one thing on her mind... money. My sister hasn't even called... not once. I spend 90% of my time at my ex's. He was the one that went through all of this stuff with me before. Twice. He really is the greatest guy I have ever met in my life. Too bad we couldn't make it work.

. I used to spend my free time partying. Ya know... living the college life. Now I have switched my addiction to food. It's a good thing the kids keep me on my feet 24/7 or I would be a blimp by now. Though I have packed on 5 pounds in the last 3 weeks. It's amazing how all fast food goes straight to your ass.

. When I'm not with the kids, I'm eating and watching Buffy. Over the last 3 weeks I have eaten at the following places:
Taco Bell
Burger King
Pizza Hut
Long John Silvers

. Right now, I am watching Buffy and I am HUNGRY.

You Know You're Addicted to Buffy When...

You look at pieces of wood, deciding if they would make a good stake

You decide that you will only see your boyfriend at night and in the graveyard

"A happy slayer is a good slayer" becomes your motto

You have the whole collection of Buffy T-shirts

But you won't wear them - you want to keep them in mint condition.

You've taken up karate and practice your Buffy moves regularly

You refuse to go out after dark... just in case

You have suddenly taken a liking to tweed

You start calling your boyfriend Spike

You prefer to watch Buffy alone because other people just "don't get it"

You find yourself quoting the show several times a day

You go shopping for clothes and only purchase things that have appeared on the show

You always say the words "the wacky", "wiggins" and "a happy"

All your user names on the internet are "Willow"

You start hanging around libraries

You love to hack into the coroners office

You have either a cross necklace or a Claddaugh ring

You decide the graveyard is a really cool hangout

You look at abandon warehouses in a whole new light

You never invite anyone into your house after dark

You find yourself in a situation and say "This is something Xander would do"

You are secretly in love with your best friend

Your licence plates read "Queen C"

You think "Too much Buffy? Never!"

You name your puppy Willow or Xander

You recite Amy's rat-turning spell when in the company of your older brother

You demand that people call you Buffy

Every time you step out of the shower you say "I seem to be having an extreme case of nudity"

You appoint yourself a watcher and choose someone to study/train etc.

You stay away from your teacher just incase they turn out to be prey-matis'

Your room looks like a shrine, you have Buffy posters as wallpaper, a Buffy bedspread, curtains etc.

You won't take cookies or mini pizza's from your Mom's new boyfriend

You find a whole new liking for miniature golfing

You hear that song "I hope you dance" and think of fighting Faith

You cried two hours after the fifth season finale of Buffy was over because she died even though you know she is coming back.

You pondered becoming a vengeance demon after your last breakup.

You own enough Buffy comics and novels to have your bedroom be considered a fire hazard.

You won't go out past sunset unless armed to the teeth with stakes, crosses, and holy water.

You have crosses nailed over every window and door.

You start tracking the local murder rates after a new girl moves into town.

You read all the occult books in the school library searching for the Watcher diaries.

To you, sexual protection isn't birth control, it's making sure you're partner is human.

You practice sticking thumbtacks through houseflies and mosquitos--"Just to be safe."

You perform the reverse invitation spell after every visit from some person you haven't recently seen in sunlight.

You insist on traveling from class to class via the ceiling.

You try to exorcise the possessing hyena spirit when your best friend gets PMS.

You cast a gypsy soul curse on the sadistic principal who gave you a suspension.

You whittle wooden stakes.

You kick doors open.

You carry around a stake, just in case.

You take long walks in the cemetery at night.

You have a strange fear of hospitals.

You don't complain about going to church anymore because you remember that your supply of Holy Water is running kind of low.

You wear crosses every day and have a vast selection of them.

You never verbally invite anyone into your home.

You keep all your important information on yellow disks.

You avoid fraternity parties.

As a rule you don't like to be surprised.

Your friends are fearful that if they call during "Buffy Hour" they'll be in for a long lecture the next day.

You bookmark the Coroner's Office Web Site as a favorite place.

When you hear that there's a new librarian at your school, you slam open the doors of the library and yell; "Okay. What's the sitch?".

You can recite a whole Buffy episode(s).

You wallpaper your room with pictures of the Buffy cast and complain when there isn't enough space to put them all up.

You ask a priest to bless your bottle of Perrier.

Just for the hell of it, you enter Moloch into several search engines.

You name your doll Miss Edith.

You let your bird die of starvation.

You paint your nails like Drusilla.

When your brother comes back from the zoo, you won't let him in the house.

The only way you know how to say the word bitch is 'bitca'.

You get your hair cut like Buffy's and your hairdresser keeps remarking that the picture you show her (for your haircut) looks oddly familiar.

Whenever you quote Buffy Verse, you laugh hysterically while your friends stare at you like you've grown another ear.

You always protest that Buffy is NOT a ditz's name.

When watching a new Buffy episode, people gawk at you when you manage to say the actor's lines right before they do.

You can't think of a thing to talk about with people who have never watched a Buffy episode.

You spend hours on the net looking for new Buffy pictures.

You get really really excited whenever you do find any new pictures.

You sit on a grave twirling a yo-yo and say: "Come on, rise and shine. Some of us have a ton of trig homework waiting at home."

You look for padlocked sewer access systems in mausoleums.

You decide to be Buffy for Halloween but your friends don't notice a change.

You own everything possible with the words Buffy the Vampire Slayer on them.

You get wigged out by mimes and dummies.

You have a chest in your room with a fake bottom that contains garlic, stakes, holy water and crosses.

You freak whenever you have a substitute biology teacher.

You never go out with your boyfriend on the night of the full moon.

You avoid supposedly empty warehouses.

You have a fear of railroad spikes.

You punish your dolls.

You get a wheelchair just so that you can be called "Roller Boy".

You never have sex with your boyfriend for fear of what might happen to him.

You take up tae kwon do, kick boxing, karate, street fighting and gymnastics.

You eye your librarian to see if they're trying to tell you that you're the next Slayer.

You sleep with a stake under your pillow.

You sneak out of your bedroom window at night and hang out at the park because you've heard that several people have died there lately of exsanguination.

You're horrified of people who have never even heard of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

You want to kill people who dis the show.

You dream of past lives as a Slayer.

Whenever you have a dream and you see your friend in it you run up to them the next day and choke them as you shout: "What do you know?".

You never sign in someone's yearbook "Have a nice summer!".

You don't like to use the word Master.

You write Buffy FanFic.

You date men whom you meet in dark alleys (but only after kicking them in the head).

You bring a fire extinguisher to cheerleading tryouts.

You get nominated at school as "Person Most Likely To Be The Next Slayer".

You buy knee-high boots.

You get five holes pierced in each ear.

You're on a first name basis with all the actors of BtVS except that you've never met them.

Though they used to appreciate your interest, the actors on BtVs are now scared to death of you.

You check people's lockers to make sure they don't have any books such as 'Gray's Anatomy' and 'Mortician Desk Reference'.

You read a Buffy transcript at least once a day.

You befriend a computer genius and her dorky friend.

You file complaints that the substitute biology teacher is harassing you.

When asked what your hobbies are you answer; "Slay...slay...slave to the television".

As far as you are concerned, Buffy and co. are actual people.

You drive to California to look for Sunnydale, you dial operator and ask him where it is, operator says there is no such place and you yell back at him that he's probably in league with some demons to keep you out of Sunnydale.

You enroll at Torrance High School.

All the actors on the show are shown a picture of you and are told to stay away at all costs.

When asked what you'll do when you're older you answer either dead or it's already been 'sealed in fate'.

You tape all Buffy episodes, then retape them so they're in chronological order.

You buy all the CDs of songs that have ever been on Buffy.

You've been to all 1000 or so Buffy sites on the net.

You legally change your name to Buffy Anne Summers (or another character from the show).

You practically had a nervous breakdown when the series ended.

You cannot remember what you did with your life before Buffy.

Your motto is 'Life is short' or 'Seize the day'.

You never bring your date to the morgue.

When buying your Halloween costume you make sure it's something you'd like to be in real life.

You always beat up a snitch.

You nail crucifixes to your wall.

You needed to visit a grief counselor when Tara died.

You make sure your parents never come to Parent-Teacher night at school.

You watch, mock and laugh at talent shows.

When given an egg for parenting in Sex Ed class you boil it or smash it with something heavy.

You're frightened of cheerleader wannabes.

You avoid saunas, who knows what they put in the steam?

You don't let people with long fingernails get too close to your throat.

You use a Thesulan Orb as a paperweight.

Whenever there's a Sadie Hawkins dance at school you lock yourself in your room.

You refuse to buy any candy being sold by the band at school.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Buffy.

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You do what ya gotta do.

Monday, September 13, 2004
. The weekend was okay. Friday I went to a club with my aunt. Saturday was the WVU game. They won. 40 to 25 over the University of Central Florida. I'm still not impressed with WVU, even though they have leaped to #7 in the rankings. They are still making way too many errors. Penalties, injuries, fumbles, oh my. Next week we play Maryland, who are ranked 21st. Kay Jay Harris is questionable with a hamstring injury. I'm worried. I went so see a local band after the game, with Shwa. Nothing exciting. Quite a boring weekend actually.

. My nephew has to go back to Shriner's Hospital tomorrow. The one in Lexington, Kentucky. Which means I will miss another week or so of classes, depending on how long his stay is this time. I have officially dropped my classes this semester and will not return until the fall. I have missed too many classes to catch myself back up. And I feel like the kids need me around more until they have adjusted a bit better to their new environment and dealing with missing their mother. So yeah... you do what ya gotta do. Like a quiz or two. I know, I'm a rhyming fool. And... I updated my 'other' blog over the weekend.

Saw this at Kelly's...

Girly Mama 2
You're a girl power mommy! You love to be girly,
but you're no pushover. Your kids are learning
that gender differences don't have to mean
gender inequality. You've taken back pink, and
you don't care who knows it!

What kind of a freaky mother are you?
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Please Don't Bury Me.

Friday, September 10, 2004
. I took one of those inane tests that tell you how long you will live.

Your calculated health span is 53.2 years.

. Doesn't that suck.

. John Prine songs work very well as entry titles.

. I try to divide my time between my father and my mother's house so that they can both see the kids and help me with the kids. I normally do not get along with my mom. She thinks I drink and party too much. I think she is too controlling. Typical mom/daughter things. This week, my mom and dad are not getting along again. So when I am at mom's, I call dad to check in. And vice versa. Well, now my dad won't answer the phone when I call from mom's because he is mad at me for being here. Oy vey. Dude, help me help you. I'm doing all of this shit to help these kids out, and make sure you still get to see your grandkids and all I get is shit. Ya know... I could be like their mom and take off and not care at all what happens to them. But no, I am here, I am taking care of them, and I don't plan on going anywhere. All the while still attending college and trying to live my own life. So PLEASE... if we could all just put aside our differences for just a few damn days to help these innocent children desperately missing their mom, I would really freaking appreciate it. Thanks.

. Other than that... not much else going on. I finally have 2 days to myself. Well, 2 nights. Good enough. Tonight, I'm going out alone, yo. My friends miss me, but ya know... I need ME time. And Saturday is the WVU game. And then off to see a local band.

. Everyone have a great weekend. See ya Monday. =) |
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Illegal Smile.

Thursday, September 09, 2004
. My sister called me late last night.

me: hello.
her: i want some fucking money.
me: whaaaaaaaat?
her: i want some fucking money, misty.
me: i want you to raise your kids. it sucks when we don't get what we want, doesn't it?

. Other than that, things are pretty good. I've missed a few classes because I had no babysitter, but everyone helps out when they can. It's not like I am alone in this. I'm just tired. Really tired. But I'll manage. I have done this before. Twice, in fact. I do get a break this weekend though. Thank heavens for grandparents.

. I'd be afraid to watch the WVU game with the kids. I get so crazy watching football, I think I'd scare them to the point of tears. When I watch football, chairs end up scattered in pieces. My screams are probably movie-worthy. What can I say... I'm a daddy's girl. I grew up to love football, beer, John Prine, and Granny's cooking.

I'm really not in the mood to do the meme, or anything for that matter. But I will post some lyrics. I love this song, but I did change a few words to make it fit me. It does remind me of... me. Fits me to a T. I'm all about the rhyme today, no?

. Montgomery Gentry - Break My Heart Again.

How many Mr. Rights have I handled wrong?
Every one that's come along.
How many finish lines have I had in sight and never crossed?
Everyone I ever saw.
When it looks like I might win,
I go and break my heart again.

Things aren't good unless their bad.
And I ain't happy 'til I'm sad.
When I see the good life closing in,
I go and break my heart.
Break my heart again.

Why do I think I can, when I know I won't?
I always end up alone.
Why would a lonely girl hold love in her hands and let it go?
Well I dont know.
All I know is in the end,
I go and break my heart again.

Things aren't good unless their bad.
And I ain't happy 'til I'm sad.
When I see the good life closing in,
I go and break my heart.
Break my heart again.

Things aren't good unless their bad.
And I ain't happy 'til I'm sad.
When I see the good life closing in,
I go and break my heart.
Break my heart again.
And I break my heart again.
And I break my heart again.
And I break my heart again.
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I can't leave but I can't stay.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004
. Things are stressful. But you deal. I still have the kids, which is a joy. But in all honesty, they would rather be with their mom. What kid wouldn't? They love me as I love them. But this is not my responsibilty. And I hate being put in this situation again, for the 3rd damn time. But I will do as I have always done in the past. What is best for the kids. Which at this point in time.. happens to be... me.

. I'm gonna do the hump, then I'm outta here.

Wednesday Mind Hump

This Hump Day, September 8th, is Nose Hair Maintenance Day .... EWWWW! Let's not go there. Instead let's pick something else to warm up for the Wednesday Mind Hump by celebrating September 9th instead which is Hot Dog Day. YAY!

Although the exact "birthday" and the "father" of the hot dog are often in contention The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council reports:

"The hot dog was invented in 1904 during the St. Louis "Louisiana Purchase Exposition" by a Bavarian concessionaire named Antoine Feuchtwanger. (Yes, that's his real name. We don't make this stuff up kids -- we just bring this insanity to you for some humpin' good fun) The first hot dog was offered without a bun and was a flop. *tee hee* It was Mrs. Feuchtwanger who suggested he offer it on a bun and thus came to be the hot dog we know and love today."

Let's warm up! Using the letters W-I-E-N-E-R-S tell us seven things someone would absolutely HAVE to know if they were considering sharing a room with you.

Warning: touch my pillows and you will get hurt.
Ice cold. It has to be totally cold for me to sleep. I hate heat.
Eat. I eat all the time in my room.
Neverending music. If I'm in my room, music will be playing.
Ear plugs. I snore when I'm drunk. So I've been told.
Rainbow. I like a lot of color in my room.
Smelly. I have to burn scented candles all the time. Or incent.

Hot Diggity Dog! Now that we're warmed up let's get our buns in gear and do the Humpty Hump.

This week, some "getting to know you" fun with a a few crazy twists.

01. Can you remember where you were in life ten years ago? If you could travel back in time and whisper something to yourself ten years ago, what would it be? If you don't want to hurt him, let him go now.

02. You inherit a large piece of land and decide to build a theme park a la "Disneyland, Sea World, etc.) What would you name your theme park and what would your mascot be? It would be an adult theme park. Why should kids have all the fun? The rides would be called... the 69, the Italian Chandelier. Ya know... And the mascot... I was gonna say that I would be the mascot, but since it is Hot Dog Day. My mascot will be a Hot Dog. lol.

03. Okay, let's have it! What's the craziest, most impulsive thing you've ever done. Remember, we have insane youngsters amongst us so if it's risque, clean it up.. Well, that would be worse than my #2 answer. So I'll save that for my naughty blog.

04. We all have them ... bad days. If you were having a bad day what or whom would you turn to for comfort? My ex, pizza, beer, sex.

05. According to the song White Rabbit, "one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small". If you were offered these pills today, which pill would you take and why? I guess I'd be small. I don't know why. Seems better than being large.

Okay you mad humpers -- that's it for this week.

This hump has been brought to you by those crazy chicks at BDI who are a few feathers short of a whole duck. |
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The good, the bad, and the ridiculous.

Tuesday, September 07, 2004
. The holiday weekend was full of ups and downs. I was feeling utterly disgusted a few hours ago, but I feel slightly better about it now.

. Friday I went out with Shwa again. We danced, we sang, we drank, we laughed. I had a good time.

. Saturday I slept until 3pm. That was very goooood. Then I took a shower, went to eat, bought my beer and headed to my ex's before the 6pm kickoff of the first WVU game of the season. They won. 56-23 over East Carolina. I didn't really think they would lose. But there's always that chance, ya know? It was a pretty good game. Broken records, lots of scoring. But I still wasn't thoroughly impressed. The 'Eers had so many yards in penalties that it almost surpassed their total passing yards. In this game, WVU was their own worst enemy. Against a tougher opponent, this would have resulted in a huge loss. I really do expect big things out of WVU this season, but so does everyone else. But they need to step up the passing games, and work on those excessive penalties. And I will be the first to admit that the WVU schedule this season is probably our easiest ever. Next Week : at University of Central Florida. We're ranked 10th in the AP poll. 11th in the Coach's Poll. Kay Jay Harris broke WVU and Big East records. He was also named Big East Offensive Player of the Week, and the National Offensive Player of the Week. He had 337 yards rushing and 4 touchdowns. So yeah... that was a good night.

. Sunday and Monday were spent with my niece and nephew. My sister has once again gone AWOL. I have so much family drama that it is slowly driving me insane. I'm also behind on my studies. So the blog may be neglected for a week or two.

. And I found this quiz over at Johnnie's. My results are quite scary.

What Famous Leader Are You?
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Hard to resist.

Friday, September 03, 2004
* I went out again last night with one of my best friends that I call Shwa. He was so trashed. He fell down twice. I, of course, had to laugh at him. I knew neither of us could drive, so we took a Taxi to his house. I slept in his bed, he slept on the couch. His dad showed up in the morning at 8 and woke us up. We didn't even get to bed until 4. Needless to say, I wasn't happy being woke up. His dad was my softball coach for 7 years. He still calls me little Misty. Bugs the hell out of me. So since I was already awake, I decided to come on home. Shwa wanted me to stay and go swimming. At 8am? Are you nuts? This girl is lazy, let me relax for a few, dude.

* So anyway, I'm home. I did laundry, I showered, I washed the dishes. Now, I'm bored. So I think I'll go swimming. lol.

* Have a great Labor Day weekend, everyone. =) See ya Tuesday.

What Is Your Animal Personality?

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Burns and birthdays and blogs. Oh my.

Thursday, September 02, 2004
* Oh, September. I'm sort of glad that it is September already. But then again, the summer went by too fast. But hey... I've had enough sun for awhile. I'm still recovering from a hell of a sunburn. So bring on the autumn weather.

* My nephew turned 7 on Friday the 27th. He was in the hospital for a few days with complications from his disease, but was released the day before his birthday. Happy Birthday, little man.

* I actually had some free time yesterday and today. I got all 3 of my blogs updated. Well, I'm updating this one right now. I did Theater Thursday yesterday, and I did my other blog this morning.

* I went out Tuesday night with my Aunt. Wasn't supposed to be anything major, we were just gonna have a few beers, play a few games of pool, and then head home. But the beer was tasting oh so good. I didn't leave until 2 am. And once again, I cheated on my boy diet. But that's only twice that I've cheated in a month. That's not so bad is it? Cha.

* I cannot wait until Saturday. The first WVU game. I'm about to piss in my pants, I am so excited.

* I have plans tonight, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night. No classes Monday. Woohoo. Yay for Labor Day.

* The president will be in West Virginia this Sunday. In the town of Parkersburg. This is his second visit to Parkersburg in 4 months. My mother lives right across the street from the aiport where Bush will be landing. Last time it took her 4 hours just to get in her driveway. Have a nice relaxing Sunday, Mommy. Ha.

* I know I seriously slacked on the challenge. And August is over, so I will finish it now. My happy moments:

Monday the 23rd: Starting classes again.
Tuesday the 24th: Seeing all my college friends again.
Wednesday the 25th: Halee said this to me: "I like you Misty. You're so pretty".
Thursday the 26th: My nephew was released from the hospital.
Friday the 27th: My nephew's birthday.
Saturday the 28th: Seeing the ocean for the first time.
Sunday the 29th: Swimming in the ocean for the first time.
Monday the 30th: Soothing aloe for my sunburn.
Tuesday the 31st- My last happy moment for August : Having sex. lol. What did you expect? You always gotta to out with a bang.

* Maybe I'll do the meme later. Right now, I'm tired and hungry. |
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